The Archimedes Conspiracy
All of us know Archimedes' Principle. It states "The upthrust on an object by a fluid is equal to the weight of the fluid displaced by it". Right now, we know quite well that Archimedes was right in his principle... but, have you ever though there was quite an evil trade conspiracy behind his discovery?
Well, I'm coming to it. I'll start with my version of Archimedes and his discovery.
If this was true, then Archimedes wasn't the one to discover the principle; it was actually the ned jeweller. The jeweller predicted, quite nicely how Archimedes would experiment with the crown. So... he turned the table to his side, and got away with his rival dead. I'll get to what happened to the ned jeweller later...
Who really discovered the (so called) Archimedes principle?
Well, I'm coming to it. I'll start with my version of Archimedes and his discovery.
Archimedes was summoned by the Greek king, who suspected a jeweller he asked to make a gold crown for him was a cheat. What Archimedes had to do was, to find out (the king doesn't care how) whether his crown was genuine. Well, it was 200 BC, and nobody knew how to do that then... but Archimedes was on a mission, in the bathroom.
It all started with with a bath. Archimedes was feeling important having his king's own crown in his possesion. He took it along with him to the bathroom, and went around the room admiring himself, imagining things he'd probably be arrested for if he told it around. In a short while, the water was ready, so he dipped in, crown and all. The crown was his after all, till he could prove the crown wasn't mixed with lead (without destroying it).
While enjoying himself, he put his rubber duck in and watched it bobbing about. He had his dinner plate in his bathroom (he was quite strange), so he filled it with water right to the brim and put his rubber duck in. "Hey... γιατί είναι το νερό ξεχειλίζει!" He ran to another jeweller and bought a pure block of gold of about the volume of the crown (don't worry, there wasn't paperwork for the prime scientist of the court those days), and ran back, to his bathroom. You might be wondering why he'd want to do that, but here goes...
He thought that if he puts stuff (supposed) to be of the same material and of the same volume, the denser substance would displace more water. So, he put the gold block at first, and measured the water displaced. Right after that, he put his crown in and measured how much water was displaced.
Uh... something was clearly wrong. His crown displaced more water than the gold block of the same volume. He tried again. And again. Revelation came about, and he foiled the jeweller's trick. After enjoying a moment of celebration, he thought, "Will the king mind if I run in my underpants yelling Eureka?", "No, I don't think so, I'd leave immediately". So, he ran out of the bathroom yelling Eureka to everybody in Syracuse in his underpants, and headed to his king in the king's court. "What have ye to tell me?" asked the king. "My lord, forgive me for the paucity of my clothing, but the jeweller who made you this crown has mixed it with something else to make it heavier and cheaper"."I believe this not! I have been deceived! Execute this defying jeweller immediately!" screamed the king. And the sword sliced the jeweller's neck, within an hour.You'd probably think the king's decision was hasty, and he should've double checked Archimedes' discovery. The story doesn't end here...
Since the crown was impure, the king was quite mad. He threw, and threw the crown all around until it broke. After the king was calmed by his wife, Archimedes took the crown and said "If this crown was mixed with lead, it shouldn't have stained and blackened the crown so much. This is gold, pure gold.". And then the jeweller's family found another reason to wail again before the king again. The king was now trying to the bawling family and a rather mad crowd outside the gates.
But for Archimedes, the problem wasn't the dead jeweller's family and the intruding mob. It was the crown.Go through the story again, and you'd find a little-mentioned character who'd probably be behind this strange occurrence.
Archimedes got annoyed when he found he was duped by the jeweller he bought the block of gold from. After some really tight experiments, he found the block of gold the other bad jeweller gave wasn't actually gold, but was just some gold mixed with another cheaper material.Turns out, the innocent jeweller and the bad jeweller weren't exactly chummy, so when the ned jeweller found out about the good jeweller and his problem, he made sure Archimedes came to him (ned) to buy the (supposedly) pure block of gold, so the innocent jeweller gets pickled.
If this was true, then Archimedes wasn't the one to discover the principle; it was actually the ned jeweller. The jeweller predicted, quite nicely how Archimedes would experiment with the crown. So... he turned the table to his side, and got away with his rival dead. I'll get to what happened to the ned jeweller later...
Who really discovered the (so called) Archimedes principle?
The Archimedes Conspiracy
Reviewed by Aditya Kannan
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